Who is the Mecha Godzilla of Pizza?!?

Ok, so I know I have actually made some headway with a couple of my last blogs, causing some legit conversation.  But as you know me... I'm generally not uber serious... So time to come back down to the earth for a day ;) So I ask you this question; Who is the MECHA GODZILLA OF PIZZA!?!?!


Before we delve deeper into this, I wanted to tell you that I am a HUGE fan of pizza.  I love it.  If my wife is at work and I am home alone with nothing to eat........ I'm ordering pizza!

There is NO BETTER TIME IN THE LAST 15 YEARS THAN THERE IS TODAY TO BUY PIZZA!!!  Everyone is doing some crazy deal!! crazy like I have never seen before... and I order the hell out of some pizza ;)
Dominos: 2 Medium 2 Topping for 5.99 each - Papa Johns: ANY large pizza ie: unlimited toppings for $10.00 - Pizza Bolis: 25% off any pizza, any size, any topping - Pizza Hut: Any pizza, size, topping for $10.00.  I'm used to paying nearly $20 for a pizza but more the most part i can have any of them for around 10 bucks.  How sweet is that!?!

I know this is a little outlandish that I am writing a blog that is advertising for the major pizza brands.  I JUST LOVE IT!!!  So.... get over it... and maybe some pizza vip will toss me a couple free pizza.

I wanna go over each thing I love about these brands to create the Mecha Godzilla of Pizza!

1st: Pizza Hut: Toppings are sub-par, sauce is little acidic but decent, cheese is pretty good but the thing that separates Pizza Hut is STUFFED CRUST!!! That junks is awesome!!  I freaking LOVE stuffed crust pizza and its included with their current promo.

2nd:  Dominos:  They suck.  Toppings suck, cheese sucks, sauce sucks... they have a very tasty crust though.  It has some butter and than some seasoning on top that is quite tasty.  If I could get just rings and rings of crust... I would...

3rd:  Pizza Bolis: Probably my overall favorite pizza brand, their sauce is good, toppings are very fresh and the crust is a classic and tastes the way crust should taste.  What really pops with Pizza Bolis is their AWESOME cheese.  Like its REALLY good!  They use a large portion of cheese and the taste of it stands out no matter how many toppings or what kind of toppings you prefer.

4th: Papa Johns: I feel like Papa Johns used to be very different.  I remember first trying Papa Johns pizza some 15-20 years ago and they were a mile ahead of all other brands.  But it stopped
some 5-8 years ago and I feel like they fell off a lot and gave all the other brands an opportunity to take the crown.  I don't know how this happened... but it did.  their crust is alright, and the toppings are probably the best and the sauce is quite tasty but they never have enough cheese and it doesn't stand out enough.

So, to chop it up... If I were to make make the ultimate pizza.... it would be:  Start off with the crust, we'll use a stuffed crust by Pizza Hut but we'll tweak it by using the same techniques of the Dominos by buttering it and adding some seasoning.  Next we'll use the papa Johns sauce BUT not as much as they usually add.  They tend to use too much.  Of course we have to use a large amount of Pizza Bolis cheese and if we're using vegetables than we use Papa Johns, but if we are using meats we're gonna go back to Pizza Bolis.  Man, that would totally be the Mecha Godzilla of Pizza!!

Oh and in case you wanted my rank and couldn't figure it out, it would be: 1. Pizza Bolis 2. Pizza Hut 3. Papa Johns 4. Dominos.  Now obviously you may have a mom and pop pizza join that kicks out awesome pizza.  Near my parents home there is an Italian restaurant Charlies that bangs out some AWESOME pizza that would completely dominate this blog if they were a corporate pizza chain.

Good beer with pizza is a crisp pilsner.  I would recommend Lagunitas: Pilsner.  It is an awesome beer with a good hop node but a chill enough flavor that it would combo great with a nice hot slice.

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